“Why Are You All So Obsessed With Being Special?” - Seven Soldiers: Bulleteer #3, art by Yanick Paquette + Serge Lapointe. DC, 2006.
“Don’t Patronize Me, Fuckface” - The Filth #10, art by Chris Weston + Gary Erskine. DC/Vertigo, 2003.
“You Got A Fetish For World War One Or What?” - Aztek The Ultimate Man #3, co-written with Mark Millar, art by Steve Harris + Keith Champagne. DC, 1996.









